She didn't like being carded.
Why did the hog farmer give up knitting?
He didn't want to cast his purls before swine.
A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time.
Driving up beside her, he shouts out the window...
"Pullover"!!
"No," she shouts back, "a pair of socks!"
LOL Of course, the sock one is the funniest one. ;-)
ReplyDeleteThanks for the giggles on this overcast and dreary morning.
ReplyDeleteThese are hilarious! Thanks for the laugh!
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